Bean no. 1The Bean of Bold Beginnings
Plant it under a blue moon, announce your greatest wish to no one in particular, and stare meaningfully at the sky. Results depend on dramatic flair.
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Weird stuff · Ongoing
Magic Beans
Attention, and be warned: these are magic beans. Do not eat the beans.
- Found
- On the land
- Edible
- Absolutely not
- Contract
- Included
- Status
- Ongoing
“Each bean holds a universe of magic. Or possibly just gas.”
— The bean catalogue
Attention, and be warned!
These beans were found on the land, near the hag stones, along with a note from a council of frogs and a rather suspicious wizard. They are unpredictable. They are sparkly. One keeper's bean sprouted a prophecy. The mischief bean demanded cake. Bean #27 must never be given unsupervised glitter.
If your right earlobe tingled just now, you may be one of the destined. The enchantments are binding.
Spilling the beans
Bean no. 1
Bean no. 2Bean of Whimsical Luck
Keep it in your pocket and you'll soon stumble on something you weren't looking for — hidden treasure, or a library card from six years ago.
Bean no. 3The Mischief Bean
Hide it in the sock drawer of someone who deserves a giggle. The bearer gets one dramatic flourish per day, no questions asked (see clause W of the bean contract).
Bean no. 4The Self-Growth Sprout
Place it near something that smells nice, say your affirmation out loud — “I attract warmth, wit, and weirdos I adore” — then make a cup of tea.
Bean no. 5The Abundance Bean
To attract wealth, keep it in your shoe for one day. The goblins insisted. Nobody knows why.
Bean no. 6Bean of Sweet Dreams
Keep it on your nightstand and dream of bold first moves. Whisper a flirty line to it, then wink at someone tomorrow. If it's awkward, blame the bean.
What comes with the bean?
Every bean comes with its own tiny contract, plus magic and mayhem. A container is available, and strongly recommended — Bean #11 bit someone.
No two beans are alike, but they're all connected. The forge catalogues each one and honours their requests to travel and grant wishes and whimsy.
Watch it get built
Every build happens live on TikTok, every day at 10am MST. The best bits end up as YouTube Shorts.